Dear lord malpercio....okay, actually, I'm making this on a very good note. But first. You have to see this. I told everyone this New Moon movie was going to be worst than the first. BUT I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING GOING TO SEE IT JUST TO HAVE A GOOD LAUGH: [link]
No, no I went to the website! This is actually on the website! His FACE! There are no words. Can you say "I'm trying WAY TOO HARD?" Ahhhh...plus the voultri have too many ruffles to be very intimidating. Pffffff. Ahhh....I'll laugh myself to death. At least it'll be funnier than some of the shows at the Renaissance Festival yesterday...I really do love the festival, but when you start making really dirty jokes/innuendo, it just says "I have no idea how to do real comedy, so I'll do whatever I can." I mean come on. Sometimes I was just T____T
There's really no other way to put it.
But at least the jousting was a lot better this year, and the incense is always good.
Yeah.
Anyways.
So my youth group did a fake USO show for the veterans in our church...it was awesome, except for getting my hair done in 50's style...my hair is so thick, so it's very hard to curl...but everything went well, even if I think I made the table I was serving for half of the show think I had a limp, because the heels in the shoes I was wearing were digging into my heels (tried putting on band-aids, but...) But yeah, that all worked out pretty well, and it was a lot of fun
...I notice a lot of the funniest comedies I've ever seen have nothing "dirty" about them...
Anyways. Yeah.
So...actually, there are a lot of memes I've said I'd do, but I don't want to put them up all at once. But I told I'd do this one couple meme AGES ago, and so I do, using Elise and Keaton from my last picture ^^ I love those two!

Couples: Keaton and Elise


Question 1: How are the lines of communication?
Keaton: Very good.
Elise: We've been together, as friends mostly, for a long time...well, it wasn't really a long time, but just so constantly, that we're good in that area. Yeah.

Question 2: Are you often loud with each other?
Keaton: I really try to avoid that. We'll argue normally, but I don't like bringing yelling into it.
Elise: I can sometimes get a little loud...not much though. I try.

Question 3: Do things get physical?
Keaton: No, I'd never hurt her.
Elise: Well, sometimes I'll just be fooling around...but I've never actually hurt him. That'd be pretty hard. If I wanted to though, I'd pitch a baseball at him...
Keaton: ...and break my arm... >_>;
Elise: But I'd never do that! Nah

Question 4: Do you ever think of your ex?
Keaton: I've never seriously dated, so no, not really.
Elise: I've never had a boyfriend before so...yeah. I've had crushes, and I might wonder about them but...
Keaton: But what?
Elise: But they were jerks

Question 5: What are your plans for the future?
Keaton: … *blushes with a totally straight face*
Elise: Well, I know what I'd like but...hmmm yeah...

Question 6: Kids?
Keaton: None.
Elise: ...Not yet. I want to have at least five, just to spite my family!
Keaton: (I knew she'd say that )

Question 7: Ever live/act out a fantasy of yours?
Keaton: No...no no. No.
Elise: ? Why not?
Keaton: Well...you don't want to know about my fantasies.
Elise: I didn't think you dwelled on that kind of stuff... >_>
Keaton: I-I don't! It just pops in my head sometimes.
Elise: Yeah, same here.
Keaton: ...not going to ask...
Elise: Good idea...next question please

Question 8: What does your significant other do that annoys you?
Keaton: Well...freaks out over bugs. Sometimes its not so bad, but sometimes it's really annoying.
Elise: It's hard to think of just one but...the worst must be when he asks me (or other people...) to redo something they just did, like a conversation, so he can understand their body language.
Keaton: Only if it's really interesting!
Elise: It's just really embarrassing with strangers. Like when we were at a restaurant and the couple behind us was arguing, and you kept looking over your shoulder at them.
Keaton: Well...that was just once...and she really didn't want to break up, but she was lying really well, but you could tell from how she was moving her arms and all..
Elise: -__-

Question 9: What do you find absolutely cute?
Keaton: ...when she's been cooking with cream and has a bit of it on her face near her mouth...I don't know why, but...
Elise: When he talks in his sleep!
Keaton: I-I didn't do that...did I? What did I say?
Elise: Usually you were arguing with your sisters or something...
Keaton: ...ah... o__o

Question 10: If you could describe your relationship in a color, what would it be and why?
Keaton: ...I have no idea.
Elise: Purple.
Keaton: Why?
Elise: I don't know. Because it's my favorite color?
Keaton: Ah...really.
Elise: I kid. I guess white.

Question 11: Can you tell what the other is thinking?
Keaton: I can make a pretty good guess, because of the body language courses I took and everything...but often I have no idea. No one can fathom the feminine mind....
Elise: Except those possessing it, I'd say. Anyways...well, sometimes. I do have a habit of asking him when I can't tell, so if I can't tell, I'll find out soon enough.

Question 12: Do you know your others favorites? (ie. flowers, foods, locations...)
Keaton: Um...well, purple is the favorite color...I guess she likes most flowers except for pansies because every time we'd see one she'd tell me how much she hated them...and I know she likes the tropics even though she's never been there. And cream puffs.
Elise: His favorites are: pansies, why I don't know, chocolate mousse, mountains, the color green, camping, the season of autumn, big dogs, football and big turtlenecks.
Keaton: ...Your powers of observation are pretty scary.
Elise: I think it's pretty typical, actually.
Keaton: ...Ah.

Question 13: Was it love at first sight?
Keaton: No. I thought she was pretty cute, but not really...it took me a long time to begin to love her that way.
Elise: No, not at all. I got a crush on him eventually though...and yeah. We are both very....what's the word?
Keaton: Slow?
Elise: Something like that. Yeah.

Question 14: Have you ever cheated?
Keaton: No...
Elise: Never have, never will!
Keaton:

Question 15: Does your spouse flirt shamelessly?
Keaton: Um...no...
Elise: Neither of us are flirts

Question 16: Have you ever doubted your relationship?
Keaton: I did a little...but I wouldn't say I ever did sincerely. No.
Elise: No...never to a point where I'd give up.

Question 17: Who do you think will die first?
Keaton: ...I have no idea. We're both young and healthy...
Elise: I sort of hope I do but...I'm not sure...well, there's no way to know now! Yeah...
Keaton: ...I really don't want to talk about this... >_>
Elise: Seconded.

Question 18: If it was your last day together what would you do with it?
Keaton: Be together every single second, doesn't matter what we're doing.
Elise: Working out a way for us to find another day to get back together again!
Keaton: Good call.

Question 19: What is the most spontaneous thing you've ever done?
Keaton: Confessed my love right before we were going to be separated for at least three days (as we thought). I don't know if you'd call that spontaneous or stupid.
Elise: Pfff, one time when he was sleeping...me and this other girl did the cream-in-the-hand prank. I couldn't resist!
Keaton: Oh that -__- Whose idea was that?
Elise: Mine ^^ It was worth it, you were so funny!

Question 20: Do you think you will last together?
Keaton: Yes.
Elise: You say that with such confidence...
Keaton: ...Are you saying no? o_o;;;
Elise: No, no. I mean, yes. No wait...to the question, I'd answer yes! Yeah...
Keaton: Okay then



yuns!

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